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I've long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris's Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned crot the 'miaulement' (the delectable French word for memek caterwauling) to porn the receptionist the next morning, crot she rolled her eyes and bokep declared the woman an 'actrice', bokeh or bokeh sex worker.

Now, bokep according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, memek it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and bokep all men dread - the louder the cry of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, bokep you can't measure passion in terms of decibels: porn there's sex as performance art, porn and bokep sex as genuine intimacy. And memek when a woman is genuinely aroused, porn trusts her partner and memek is not fearing for bokeh bokeh a fragile male ego, bokep she's far more likely to gently sigh and porn bokep moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The bokeh Erotic Review magazine, memek female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, memek they'd explain, crot so they could bokep make their partner feel happy, porn while conserving their energy for bokep other tasks in hand. This crot was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the porn University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and crot 'manipulation', porn and bokep that women porn were prone to what they described as 'copulatory vocalisation' in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, crot so to speak.




A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the memek orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: crot 'I'm enjoying this, memek but can you get a bloomin' move on.' Sound familiar, bokeh ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, bokep where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland porn said in 2014 after neighbours complained bokeh that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: crot 'As far as I'm concerned, bokeh that's what you should be doing.'

Well, bokep only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, crot Sex At Dawn, crot Christopher Ryan and porn Cacilda Jetha concluded the bokep most likely reason women were noisy during sex - based on observation of our nearest primate cousins - was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and memek keen to copulate.

If you're a sex worker, porn I can understand crot the need to advertise. But if you're not, memek then men should take heed: bokep the best sex crot may just be the quietest.


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