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I've long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris's Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the 'miaulement' (the delectable French word for memek caterwauling) bokeh to the receptionist the next morning, bokeh memek she rolled her eyes and bokeh declared the woman an 'actrice', crot or bokeh sex worker.

Now, crot according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokep it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know bokep and memek all men dread - the louder the cry of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, crot you can't measure passion in terms of decibels: crot there's sex as performance art, porn and bokeh sex as crot genuine intimacy. And porn when a woman is genuinely aroused, porn trusts her partner and bokep is not fearing for memek a fragile male ego, porn she's far more likely to gently sigh and bokeh moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, crot female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, crot they'd explain, crot so they could make their partner feel happy, crot while conserving their energy for bokeh other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and memek memek 'manipulation', memek and porn that women were prone to what they described as 'copulatory vocalisation' in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, porn so to speak.




porn A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, porn the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: bokeh 'I'm enjoying this, memek but can you get a bloomin' bokeh move on.' Sound familiar, crot ladies?

The only other reason bokeh to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, memek where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland bokep said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokeh 'As far as I'm concerned, porn that's what you should be doing.'

Well, bokeh only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, bokeh Sex At Dawn, porn Christopher Ryan and porn Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex - based on observation of our nearest primate cousins - was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and porn keen to copulate.

If you're crot a sex worker, crot I can understand bokeh the need to advertise. But if you're not, crot then men should take heed: bokep the best sex may just be the quietest.


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